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September 28, 2005

Things Are Not Always What They Seem

So I have to go to the development department's resident weirdo's (3PO) office. The reason I have to go there is that I have to talk with 3PO's relatively normal officemate about some aspect of the current project I am working on. Anyway, I go in there and begin to lay out my concerns and issues to 3PO's officemate concerning my project. As usual 3PO has to somehow involve himself in the coversation. Generally I ignore 3PO to the point of not even looking his direction. However, as 3PO interjected from his desk, I catch movement in my peripheral vision.

I turned toward 3PO just enough to discover I now needed the question answered, "Why the fuck is 3PO waving a big fat red dildo around." So, I went ahead and asked the question aloud, "Uh, 3PO - What exactly are you planning to do with that dildo?" 3PO had a perplexed expression on his face as he repeatedly looked back and forth between myself and the bid red dildo in his hand (which he had ceased waving about). After a long moment, 3PO finally decided to say nothing and he placed the red gel wristpad back at the base of his keyboard. Needless to say, I was quite relieved.

Posted By eBill at 12:00 PM

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There I go again. Throwing up in my mouth a little.

Posted by: Fool at October 14, 2005 04:02 PM

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