Since I started hanging out with bloggers, I have had to answer the question, "So, do you have a blog?" in the negative. Now I can proudly say, "Yes, yes! I do in fact have a blog. For I am a protestant! And, if the urge struck me, I could march down to the corner store and purchase a condom." - eBill (with thanks to Monty Python)

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October 31, 2005

Ask EBill

Dear eBill,

I was wondering how I could get my friends to question my sexuality. You see I find that my sexuality is far too rigidly defined and I would like to add some ambiguity to my life. What should I do?

-- HEGEMONIC MALE


Dear HEGEMONIC,

Here's what you do. The next time you attend a party thrown by good friends, get liquored up and snap a picture of the host's penis while he relieves himself outdoors. Works like a charm.

eBill

Posted By eBill at 04:43 PM

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