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December 07, 2005

Lift Your Feet, Asshole!

I had my car serviced this morning before work. While the service was conducted, I waited in the dealership's customer lounge. There were 3 other customers sitting in the lounge in addition to a talkative man mopping the floor. The mopping man was not asking anyone to move or anything like that but myself and two of the other customers either lifted our feet or relocated for the man so that he could mop beneath our seats.

The third customer didn't move at all. In fact, he just shifted in his seat so that he was not looking directly at the mopping man. The mopping man didn't seem to care and merrily mopped around customer-3's feet. I, on the other hand, wanted to leap the distance of the room, pull customer-3 up by his lapels, bitch-slap his punk-ass, scold his mother for not teaching him any manners, and then rub his nose in the dirty spot left beneath his seat.

It's the little things, you know?

Rants Posted By eBill at 10:39 AM

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I use the NYC subways and buses daily, imagine how many times a day I want to do what you described above.

Posted by: thepheonixnyc at December 7, 2005 05:38 PM

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