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December 12, 2005
I Love Weekends
So, I had this crazy dream Saturday morning. I was making out with this hot (and I mean H-O-T) chick. The make out session got out of control and the next thing I knew, she was riding me like there was no tomorrow. Her orgasm pushed me over the edge and I dug my fingers into her back and announced the arrival of my own orgasm with loud grunting and yelling.
In the wake of copulation, she looks out the bedroom window and states, "A Lexus SUV with New York plates just parked out front." Suddenly, the doorbell rang. I frantically pulled on some clothing and ran downstairs to answer the door. There were two guys standing ouside the door and one one of them was this guy and they were both laughing.
I opened the door and nervously said, "Hey! What's up?" afraid that they had heard my orgasmic bellowing. They explained that they were at my house to pick up a table. I invited them in and we went down to the basement to get this big-ass light table I have. We each took a piece and carried it out to the Lexus SUV and loaded it up. There were a couple ladies in the vehicle; they waved at me and I politely waved back.
After the table was loaded we said our goodbyes and they they climbed into the Lexus and drove off.
WAIT A MINUTE! ... THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED!!
As it turns out, this guy is married to my coworker's wife's sister (What does that make him? Brother in-law-in-law?). This is the same coworker that used to date this woman. Anyway, my coworker shows up tp pick up the table just about the time I am making my "O" face. I run downstairs only to discover my coworker had enlisted the help of his wife's sister's husband to pick up the table.
They are standing outside laughing. I thought they were laughing because they heard me yellin' Jeebus' name. In reality they were laughing because they were trying to figure out what this sticker on my door is all about.
The ladies in the SUV were, in fact, their wives.
Other than the fact that one visitor has been in about a bajillion movies and television shows, it was a pretty normal exchange.
Let's see what else happened this weekend ...
- Friday evening we met up with folks to see Ellen Cherry in Westminster at a cool little coffee shop called The Pour House.
- Saturday evening we met a friend at Pickled Parrot, drank beer, and discussed Blade Runner. We also learned some disturbingly hilarious information about our friend. Let's just say that many jokes were made about MANistat-7.
- Sunday was an errand, movies, and brownies day.
Posted By eBill at 10:46 PM
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Ew ew ew. No offesne, but it's like thinking about my parents doin' it.
;)
Posted by: anonymouscoworker at December 13, 2005 03:03 PM
Just this week, ACW, I learned that you:
1. Masterbate 2 to 4 times a week;
2. Would fuck a steaming corpse of a heavily perforated, boneless baboon given the choice; and,
3. Would have a threesome with eBill and Tracy given the choice.
Talk about TMI and nasty mental pictures. Ew!
Posted by: Fool at December 13, 2005 03:50 PM
What?! Seriously? I'm flattered. I need to read the internets more often.
Does Tracy know about this?
Posted by: eBill at December 13, 2005 06:15 PM
Well, I'm the one who posed the question to ACW on whether he would choose anal sex with neckbone, oral sex with wombat, or a threesome with Tracy and eBill.
And then ACW called me a drunk.
That bastard.
Posted by: bonanza jellybean at December 14, 2005 01:49 PM
Hey, what was I supposed to do? The internet asked, and I answered.
Posted by: anonymouscoworker at December 14, 2005 05:11 PM
No... you told the internet to ask and then you answered. Completely different story. And as a result, I have mental images I never wanted.
Posted by: Fool at December 15, 2005 10:38 AM
