Since I started hanging out with bloggers, I have had to answer the question, "So, do you have a blog?" in the negative. Now I can proudly say, "Yes, yes! I do in fact have a blog. For I am a protestant! And, if the urge struck me, I could march down to the corner store and purchase a condom." - eBill (with thanks to Monty Python)

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December 22, 2005

And Now, An Angry Post

Just moments ago, I got to change my tire in a fucking parking lot once again. It appears that the patch installed by Sears failed. Of course I can take the tire back to Sears and have them repair it again at no cost but they are batting one thousand for fucking up my car. As a matter of fact, every goddamned mechanic I have patronized in the entire state of Maryland has a perfect batting average when it comes to breaking my car, except the Toyota dealership. If I keep going to the dealership for repairs, I might as well just start buying a new car every time the one I have breaks.

What the fuck is wrong with Maryland mechanics?!?! How the fuck do Marylanders get their goddamned cars fixed? Am I just expecting too much?

Rants Posted By eBill at 12:35 PM

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I know a mechanic in Catonsville that will go through everything he thinks is wrong with your car, then he'll tell you how long you can continue to limp along with what you have, and then he'll tell you what he needs to fix to keep the car running. Then you get to pick and choose which things you want him to fix. No pressure. My family has been using him for about 20 years.

Example: when I bought my 96 Toyota Tercel he told me that the rear shocks were crap and that he could fix them, or that I could not get them fixed and just get used to it being bumpy. He's great.

Posted by: anonymouscoworker at December 22, 2005 01:33 PM

Walk in, shoot a random mechanic, then let them do your work. It's AMAZING.

Posted by: Malnurtured Snay at December 23, 2005 12:58 AM

Snay, can I borrow that shotgun when you get it?

Posted by: eBill at December 23, 2005 10:54 AM

Uh, Bill, sure, got it like three weeks ago ... come by whenever for it.

(PS - I've only got ammo fit for skeet-shootin' so go past some place that sells ammo and get 12 ga. fit for animals).

(PSS - alternatively, you could borrow my .357. Easier to hide.)

Posted by: Malnurtured Snay at December 30, 2005 01:28 AM

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