Since I started hanging out with bloggers, I have had to answer the question, "So, do you have a blog?" in the negative. Now I can proudly say, "Yes, yes! I do in fact have a blog. For I am a protestant! And, if the urge struck me, I could march down to the corner store and purchase a condom." - eBill (with thanks to Monty Python)

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December 23, 2005

Headlines

Today was a beautiful day to go walking about Fell's Point, which I did. I stopped in Jimmy's Restaurant for lunch and ordered the tuna melt sandwich. While waiting for my order, I wandered over to the corner of restaurant and picked through the communal newspapers find the front page of today's Baltimore Sun.

I was still scanning the front page when my order arrived and I paused to take a big bite of my tasty tuna melt. Mmmm, it was good! Continuing to chew, I turned to page two. Suddenly my tuna melt sandwich was leaving my mouth at around mach 3, splattering all over the headline I had just read:



Hubble images show more rings, moons around Uranus



Yeah, I'm a sucker for unexpected potty humor.

Funny Stuff Posted By eBill at 04:04 PM

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Nice. There's nothing like projectile tuna.

Do you have your feed turned off? I'm unsuccessfully trying to use:
http://ebill.baltiblogs.com/atom.xml

Posted by: tfg at December 24, 2005 12:33 PM

tfg: Try now, dude. Lemme know if it works. BTW - I've been wondering ... does tfg = "That Fucking Guy?" As in, "Don't be that fucking guy?" Oh, and I agree, Terre Haute sucks concentrated ass.

Posted by: E at December 29, 2005 02:00 AM

Your feed is good, my aggregator was FUBAR.

You are correct. Whenever I'd try to watch baseball in a bar someone would invariably say: "Hi, I'm XXXX. What's your name?" and I'd respond "I'm That F'ing Guy," and resume watching the game.

Posted by: tfg at December 30, 2005 12:48 AM

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