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January 09, 2006

I am a Big, Fat Idiot

I started dieting with her and him today. I weighed in at 198 pounds and received an allotment of 24 daily points. My goal is to loose at least 13 pounds.

Anyway, I do not have the point info in hand just yet so today I just ate what I thought were sensible portions. I thought I might go over a little but not by much. I mean, I never really thought that I eat like a pig, that is, until now.

I ended up using the entirety of my alloted points in a single fucking meal and exceeded my daily allotment by something like 30 points ... maybe more. So, we'll call this a false start since I fucked it up so completely. I need to get me some o' them point sheets. Sheesh!

Diet Posted By eBill at 09:51 PM

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Yeah, well, the last lunch I had with Fool I thought I was eating sensible with a taco salad, then realized it blew all my points for the day.

Posted by: Malnurtured Snay at January 10, 2006 12:46 AM

Don't be so hard on yourself, E. You'll get the hang of it. I'm sure of it.

And I am not just saying that to get into your pants, even though those pants may be a little harder to get into. ;)

Posted by: Fool at January 10, 2006 10:07 AM

How many points is one of those crazy midwestern cheese toasty sammiches?

Posted by: anonymouscoworker at January 10, 2006 10:12 AM

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