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<description><![CDATA[Since I started hanging out with bloggers, I have had to answer the question, &quot;So, do you have a blog?&quot; in the negative. Now I can proudly say, "Yes, yes! I do in fact have a blog. For I am a protestant! And, if the urge struck me, I could march down to the corner store and purchase a condom." - eBill (with thanks to Monty Python)]]></description>
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<title>Later!</title>
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<description>I have a new blog here: http://www.thefattree.com/blog There will be no more posts here. Please make any necessary updates to your blog roll....</description>
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<title>Dream Log Entry 2.0: A Big Steaming Pile of I Don&apos;t Know</title>
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<description>I had a very brief dream over the weekend set in the style of The Family Guy animation. In fact I was Brian Griffin in the dream. The dream went like this: INT - GRIFFIN&apos;S LIVING ROOM - DAY Brian...</description>
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<dc:subject>Dreams</dc:subject>
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<title>Diet 2006: Week 3</title>
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<description>I weighed myself after working out today and I am down 4 pounds to 194 since my botched weigh-in two weeks ago. 194 just happens to be the exact weight at which I became stuck the last time I tried...</description>
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<title>Habanero Experience</title>
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<description>Reminded by this post, I thought I would write down the story of my own pepper mishap. Back in college, like fifty or eighty years ago, my neighbors invited me to a chili party. All attendees were expected to make...</description>
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<dc:subject>Stupidity</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2006-01-20T11:38:10-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Update: Water Crisis 2006</title>
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<description>I have water! Yay!...</description>
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<dc:subject>Baltimore</dc:subject>
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<title>Miracle on Myth Street</title>
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<description>I was on the verge of posting a long rant about Baltimore&apos;s inability to effectively conduct public works of any sort. I arrived home from work to discover I had no running water. After a brief investigation, I and several...</description>
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<dc:subject>Baltimore</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2006-01-12T19:36:20-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Dream Log Entry 1.0: Elliot Gould&apos;s Teeth</title>
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<description>Fool and I are attending a Thanksgiving event that is taking place outdoors. The venue is a cross between Fool’s family’s shore house and the land my Father used to live on in Illinois. I am nervous because Fool’s Mother...</description>
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<title>I am a Big, Fat Idiot</title>
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<description>I started dieting with her and him today. I weighed in at 198 pounds and received an allotment of 24 daily points. My goal is to loose at least 13 pounds. Anyway, I do not have the point info in...</description>
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<title>Highlandtown Logic</title>
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<description>I went to the USPS satellite office on the corner of Highland and Bank on Saturday to mail my last $0.37 letters and pick up a book of the new $0.39 stamps. I completed my transactions without event. A Hon...</description>
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<dc:date>2006-01-08T14:55:30-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Oust the Oust?</title>
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<description>I will probably be the next person fired or laid-off for what I am about to say but I just don&apos;t care: The repulsive woman (Old Lusty) that has/had a crush on me at work has finally been let go...</description>
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<dc:subject>Work</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2006-01-03T10:27:07-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Funniest Signage of the Season</title>
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<description>Photography by eBill...</description>
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<dc:subject>Photography</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2006-01-02T21:17:36-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>It Wasn&apos;t Me, I Swear!</title>
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<description>Photography by eBill...</description>
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<dc:subject>Photography</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2005-12-28T16:59:18-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Headlines</title>
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<description>Today was a beautiful day to go walking about Fell&apos;s Point, which I did. I stopped in Jimmy&apos;s Restaurant for lunch and ordered the tuna melt sandwich. While waiting for my order, I wandered over to the corner of restaurant...</description>
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<dc:subject>Funny Stuff</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2005-12-23T16:04:40-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Lunch Midwestern Style</title>
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<description>Cheese Toastie and Ketchup by eBill 2005...</description>
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<dc:subject>Photography</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2005-12-22T13:40:16-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>And Now, An Angry Post</title>
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<description>Just moments ago, I got to change my tire in a fucking parking lot once again. It appears that the patch installed by Sears failed. Of course I can take the tire back to Sears and have them repair it...</description>
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<dc:subject>Rants</dc:subject>
<dc:date>2005-12-22T12:35:38-05:00</dc:date>
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